日期：2012-07-18 Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven. The first doctor said,Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work. St. Peter let him in. The second doctor said, I haven't won any prizes, but I've started... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-10 A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted（放屁） at least 20 times since I've been her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-10 If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary. 如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-26 This house, said the real-estate salesman, has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north. What are the a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-26 A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village ch... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-26 In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing（吼叫） baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert. A woman standing next to hi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-12 A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife to leave you A man shouts out at the news, Give me another bottle of Brandy... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-12 At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says, Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her. On hearing the news, another chap（小伙子，家伙） shouts ou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-12 A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories（附件） in the neighborhood? Mountaineer says, Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abrupt turn（急转弯） ahead not far from here,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-01 Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied. Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stoppe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-01 At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger（行凶抢劫者） but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger. What words do yo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-01 Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. 麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。 玛丽：为什么会那样呢？ 麦克：她根本就没有带面具... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-01 As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, Do you agree that 'Time is money'? Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that? the driver answered. Look, the digits in the meter（仪表） ar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-18 A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead. Dead! he exclaimed. I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry. But how did t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-15 Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. Why did the foreman（领班） fire you? the friend asked in surprise. Oh, Peter said, you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-15 Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, Apple-Si... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-27 On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back? To which the farmer replied: Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf! 在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-27 A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-27 A peddler（小贩） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked: Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good. At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack. L... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-18 Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING. When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked（洗劫，掠夺） . On the n... 阅读全文>>