日期：2014-03-12 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she , has anyone of you ever make someone else glad? Please, teacher,said a small boy,I've make someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 Teacher: John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring? John: What do you think it is, sir? Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW! John: I don't think I know either, sir! 老师：John，动词ring的过去分词是什么？ 约翰：你想它是什么呢？ 老师：我不用想... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 老师：汤姆，男人这个词的复数形式是什么? 汤姆：男人们。 老师：答得好。那孩子的复数形式呢? 汤姆：双胞胎。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the pa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised（擦伤） two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 老师：凯温，这... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap. The lady said, It is too much, give it to me for fourteen. I did not say seventee... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me. 一位学生对另一位说：你的 英语 最近学的怎么样? 很好，我过去不懂英... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-03-12 Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths. 老师：你愿意要半... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused. Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital? The officer... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 Someone asked a woman, I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one. The woman said, Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair. So the friend said, Wow! You are so sentimental! But your husband is still... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a re... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 学生甲：人们什么时候说话最少？ 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？ 学生乙：在二月。 学生甲：为什么呢？ 学生乙：因... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, What am I supposedto do with this? The clerk advised him, Keep it. When you get four of these, you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting Fourteen! Fo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, Hello! There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn't recognize the voice of the high general commander... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didn't smile. So the American said, What's wrong? He said to his friend, What's that? You dare not say anything. In America,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He is dying! The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with the child. They indeed saw two men figh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-11-13 At age of 83, granddad went to hospital for the first time. What is this? he asked as he held up the bell cord they had fastened to his pillow. That's the bell, Granddad. I replied. He pulled it several times, then remarked, I don't hear it ringing.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-10-24 Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before. Helen said, How about the kitchen? 杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去以前从没到过的地方度假。 海伦说：去厨房怎么样？... 阅读全文>>