日期：2014-07-30 A man went to London to visit a friend. He stayed far longer than was expected. A week passed, he still made no attempt to leave. At last his friend gave him a gentle hint: Don't you think that your wife and children would miss you? But beyond expec... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: What is it? I've been bitten by a dog, said the man painfully. Well, don't you know that my hours of cons... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish. A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the visitor, the minister cordially（诚挚地） asked the boy, How old are you, my little man? I am five... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled（惊骇的） , A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. C... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, Of course, we were bound to be poor because we wer... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife to leave you A man shouts out at the news, Give me another bottle of Brandy... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 Hey, let me get on. a man shouted at the passengers on the bus. It's too crowded. You had better wait for the next bus. a passenger said to him. But you can't go without me. I'm the driver. the man said. 喂，让我上车！那位男士向公交车上的乘客喊道。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer. Imitate birds, the man said. Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen. Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product. Have no. The traveller answers a way. Are you affirmative to have no? Certainly. So what's the matter with the elephant with bread slices clipping... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy（粗笨的） , oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she sighed. No more,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-21 A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided to tell him the truth. He looked down at the sick man and said: I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to come to see you? Yes,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-21 A new firm arranged to employ a secretary. The manager decided to hold a psychological test for choosing a good one. Three girls had applied for the post. They should be examined by a psychologist. The psychologist said to the first girl, Now listen... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-21 A man said to his friend, I'm bothered with time-wasting callers. His friend said, Why don't you try my plan to deal with them. What is it? he asked. His friend said: When the bell rings, I put on my hat and gloves before I open the door. If it prov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-18 Mr.Brown lives in a small town, but then he gets a job in a big city and moves there with his wife and his two children. On the first Sunday in their new home, Brown takes his new car out of the garage and washes it. A neighbor comes by. When he see... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-18 On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-18 I'd like you to come right over, a man phoned an undertaker（承办人） , and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife. Your wife! gasped the undertaker, Didn't I bury her two years ago? You don't understand, said the man, You see I married agai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-09 Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult that a lot of people lived in want（在贫困中）. A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: Owner of a truck would like to correspond with a widow wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-09 A sailor was the only survivor of the shipwreck. He had to stay on a desert island for three years. One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day. When a small boat came ashore, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper and said, T... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-09 A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it. One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, How much does he pay you? His office boy rep... 阅读全文>>