日期：2016-03-03 After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right, and his judgment is correct, but you women are always do the opposite. The wife answered, Yes, that you cho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 Mrs. White asked Mr. White: Is this suit beautiful? 怀特太太问怀特先生：我这套衣服好看吗？ Mr. White answered: Whatever you wear is beautiful. 怀特先生说：任何衣服穿在你身上都好看！ How about the necklace? Any necklace around your neck is nice. Do y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didn't you tell me this before? I have told you. Said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one ey... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. When I was first married, I was very happy, I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slip... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 A Chinese emperor ordered one of his servants to find him a hundred-year-old egg. Returning empty-handed, the servant explained, No hundred-year-old eggs, Master, but I can get you a fifty-year-old egg. No, thanks, you know I hate instant food! the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 A friend of mine was giving an important dinner party for her husband's business associates. She put guest towels and soap in the bathroom, and, not wanting her teenagers to use them first, attached warning notes that read:Use these, I'll kill you.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 We were leaving a football game in a throng of people. My husband, who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I has delighted. As we walked hand in hand out of the stadium. I looked up at him, smiling, and asked, You don't want to lose me... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 One afternoon while I was talking to a professor, my two-year-old daughter Melissa, wandered into a nearby classroom. There was a math class in progress and, to my dismay, Melissa sat down in the front row. When I went in to get her, the instructor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China, whose specialty was roast duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table: This is the breast of the duck. This is the leg of the duck. This is the wing of the duck Then c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble. One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 Some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。 At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。 What are you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn. If you don't back up, said the farmer, rol... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living room. Tiptoe downstairs, she told her husband. Don't turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening. Dutifully, Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student. Mom, he said excitedly, I have found the answer to surviving colleg... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said, Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you? Jose said, I would shoot them all with my rifle. The sergeant asked, On the fight you see 400 enemy soldi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I will pay you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 Two Americans were traveling in Spain. One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that they wanted some milk and sandwiches. At first they... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-02-17 In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. Is this your home? the policeman asks. Sure, I'll prove it to you if you help me. Inside, the man explains, You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife. A... 阅读全文>>