日期：2016-06-04 One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them. What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. Shes my wife. Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isnt her voi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-04 There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, Take your seats, please! The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ships narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below. The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70s a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album. The artist did the little thing and asked a million francs. Why, it only took you five minutes to do it, said the banker. Yes, replied the artist, but it took me thir... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of them was the greatest. Well, said the judge, My position is one of dignity and power. When I walk int... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself. 在校园里广为流传着这样一个故... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, Johnny, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking ov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting? Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other neednt. 简：电与闪电有什么区别？ 玛丽：一个收电费，一个不收费。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, Sorry , but you cant eat your own food here. The two boys look at each other and swap lunches. 两个男孩走进酒吧，坐下来吃他们自己的午饭，酒吧的招待对他们说：对不起，你们... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 Mr William was deaf, but he didnt like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting together after dinner, one of his friends told a funny story. Everyone laughed, and Mr William laughed, too. He said, Th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night. Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside her! I will be with you in about ten minutes, replied the doctor. Until I arrive, try ho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous nights football viewing，washed the breakfast dishes, wiped t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldnt take it any longer, and told him, Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice pres... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 One day Mark Twain read an announcement of his death in a newspaper. He hastened to the editor to protect. I am very sorry, the editor replied. Its a terrible mistake, but its too late to do much about it. The best thing I can do for you is to put y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused. Whats the matter? complained the boss. Havent you got a sense of humor? The girl said, Oh, dont have to laugh, as Im leaving tomorrow. 老板在... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 A young man and his girlfriend were sitting together imagining their happy life in the future. The young man said, How free and happy it would be, if we were two little birds, then we could fly out into the great world and build our nest in the top... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 When life was very hard, a farmer said to a barber: Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price. I can't, sir, said the barber, I really should charge more because when corn's cheap, farmers are unhappy and worried. All of the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It's not good enough. The dismayed young writer seemed lost in thought, and then said, I enclosed a stamp ever... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing. At last the old man looked at them with a worried expression, seeming as if the wanted to speak. His wife and children all pressed forwar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 A news reporter said to a great stateman, I have come to interview you, sir. The great stateman said, Well, go back to write your interview. Then let me see it. Here it is, said the reporter. 一个新闻记者对一个大政治家说：我是来采访阁下的。 大政治家... 阅读全文>>