日期：2014-07-09 A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it. Ten dollars! he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a toot... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-09 A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, How is your family? The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. Good heavens! I forget... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-09 A man went to an insurance office to have his life insured. The manager of the office asked him how old his parents were when they died. Mother had a bad heart and died at the age of thirty. Father died of tuberculosis when he was thirty-five. I am... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-02 A gambler carried $1000 from home and went to casino. A few hours later, he came back. His wife asked him immediately: Does that big note give birth to some children? Yes, yes, the gambler took out two ten-dollar notes and said in a weeping toe, unf... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-02 It was a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along the street. Mr Smith closed his shop at half past five, went out into the street and walked to the bus. He was very fat. The sun shone straight down the street and in a few minu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-02 A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student woul... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 An old man went to the doctor and began to pour out his problems. As the doctor asked more about what was the matter with him, the old man said, Well Doc, after I get to the first, I'm very, very tired. After the second, I feel all in（疲乏到极点）... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up? After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. Well, goo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, Two tickets, please. When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had so... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie（妖怪，鬼） came out and said, I will grant each one a wish that's 3 together. The Canadian said, I am a father and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. All you requir is more outdoor life, walk two or three miles regularly everyday. By the way, what's your business? I'm a letter-carrier. the patient answered. 医生告诉他的病人说... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 In the Eden, Adam told the God: I'm lonely, I need a company. Ok, said the God, I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint and question. Sounds good, Adam said, B... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-24 Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden. In the summer, her roses were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her bell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw a small boy outside. He was about seven ye... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-24 A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle（一群） of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the cita... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 There I was, my first day on the Job as a receptionist, handling one phone call after another like an old pro, when an employee stopped by my desk. Have you ever done this before? she asked. No, I said. Thought not. You just told that caller, 'The p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that? Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price. 杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说是一笔财富。 约翰：怎么说？ 杰克：这让我用半价买下了邻居的房子。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. A：钱和朋友，你认为哪个更重要？ B：当然是朋友了。 A：为什么？ B：我总能从朋友那儿借到钱。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house. Sam: Don't pay the water bill. 汤姆：我怎么才能阻止水进入我的房间？ 山姆：不交水费。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted（勇敢的） , she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.... 阅读全文>>