今年冬天堆雪人的时候小心有人告你侵权哦。纽约一名男子近日获得了美国专利商标局授予的“堆雪人”专利权，消息一出，便引起一片哗然。

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Ignacio Marc Asperas, of Melville, New York, has been granted an astonishing patent for ‘facilitating the construction of a snowman'woman’, five years after he first applied.
There may still be three months until the festive²（喜庆的） season arrives, but one inventor has received an amazing early Christmas present from the U.S. Patent and Trademark³ Office.

Ignacio Marc Asperas, of Melville, New York, has been granted an astonishing patent for ‘facilitating the construction of a snowman/woman’, five years after he first applied.

The inventor wrote a 25-page document with details on how to roll symmetrical snow balls and construct body parts such as arms and shoulders - and he insists he is being absolutely serious.

'If you're like me, you enjoy building snow men big,’ Mr Asperas wrote in the patent. ‘The bigger, the better. One problem is there isn't always someone around to help. It is very difficult by yourself.

'Over the years, I have developed different tricks to assist my self-style of building snow people. My favourite trick is to use the long end of a shovel⁴（铁铲） as a lever（杠杆） to rotate the boulder⁵ when it is really big.’

He described the original inventor of the snowman as a ‘genius’, but said he knows nothing about its history and had often had trouble with his back when building up a snow boulder, reported Gawker and Huffington Post.

'I do not pretend that the ultimate snowman will be as revolutionary to the advancement⁶ of mankind (as the wheel and the toaster oven),’ Mr Asperas wrote in U.S. patent 8,011,991 B2.

'But I do contend that as far as I know no one has ever conceived and reduced to practice such an apparatus⁷（装置，设备） .'

Mr Asperas said some problems people come across when building snowmen are the boulder size, the amount of snow available, the stacking（堆积） of each boulder and the positioning on the ground.

'We are living in the 21st century now,' he wrote. 'We have created the internet. China is getting ready to send a person to the moon.

‘And we invented silly putty（弹性橡皮泥） , perhaps one of the all-time greatest inventions a big kid ever invented. Can't somebody build a better snowman?'

Mr Asperas said he wants to create a snow boulder that is 'perfect every time' - symmetrical and lightweight. The patent was first spotted⁸ by a number of technology websites, including Geek.com.