10. I broke up with my boyfriend because he pours in milk and then the cereal. That s**t is unacceptable!

 

9. I broke up with a girl because she got mad when I played my ukulele.

 

8. I broke up with my last boyfriend primarily because he wasn't nerdy enough.

 

7. I broke up with a girl solely¹ because she was a lady gaga nut.

 

6. I knew I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she didn't accept my koolaid addiction².

 

5. She ordered weird³ stuff on her pizza, so I knew it wasn't going to work out.

 

4. I became aware that I needed to break up with my boyfriend after my psychic⁴ told me to.

 

3. After he told me he used Bing instead of Google, I knew it could never work out. You just can't trust a person like that.

 

2. I had to break up with my ex because he dyed his hair blonde and I realized he looked exactly like my brother.

 

1. My boyfriend told me to stop wearing my Disney sweaters…I broke up with him.

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