14-09-02 The US first lady Michelle Obama, who flew Wednesday from Washington, D.C., is making a week-long trip to three Chinese cities and will deliver speeches on bilateral cooperation in education during the tour. 美国第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马当地时间周三从华...

14-08-21 There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. Son 1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her. Son 2 bought her...

14-03-12 An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap. The lady said, It is too much, give it to me for fourteen. I did not say seventee...

14-01-25 据外媒报道，三角恋丑闻缠身的法国总统奥朗德，14日在爱丽舍宫举行记者会，公布经济改革方案详情。不过记者一开始便追问他与女友瓦莱丽及新欢朱莉加耶的关系，奥朗德承认与瓦莱丽正处于痛苦时刻，承诺在下月11日出访美国前，向外界交代到底谁才是真正的第一女友。 Two...

13-07-09 There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel mu...

13-03-22 Once upon a time a waggoner's cart which was heavily laden with wine had stuck so fast that in spite of all that he could do, he could not get it to move again. Then it chanced that our Lady just happened to come by that way, and when she perceived...

13-03-10 First lady Michelle Obama knows she has star power, and she has used it for four years to champion her causes of fighting childhood obesity and helping military families. 美国第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马知道自己拥有明星影响力，在过去四年中她一直利用自己的这...

13-01-30 An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap. The lady said, It is too much, give it to me for fourteen. I did not say seventee...

13-01-29 精彩对白 Jack: Don't do it. Rose: Stay back. Don't come any closer. Jack: Come on. Just give me your hand, I'll pull you back over. Rose: No! Stay where you are. I mean it . I'll let go. Jack: No, you won't. Rose: What do you mean, no I won't? Don't...

12-07-10 A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted（放屁） at least 20 times since I've been her...