日期：2009-09-29 Three pastors Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. Ive tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enrol their son in a private Catholic school. After the first day, the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff. Full of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 When they ask, Can I talk to you about God? Reply, Sure, what would you like to know? Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet. Answer the door with an automatic we... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, I'm sure you've lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one question. What, asks St. Peter,were Eve's first words when she saw Adam? Boy, says the nun,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, Covert to Catholicism and get $10. One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, So you're a priest. I'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlour. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go to her place. They are in the middle of having a good time when he hears a noise at the door and she... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading. After a few minutes... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism. Finally,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 There was this little boy with no arms. He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher. The preacher didn't know how he was going to do it, but he figured he would give him a shot. When they got to the top tower, the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost. What do you mean almost? question the priest. Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. Rubbing together is the same as p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A lady approaches a priest and tells him, Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. What do they say? the priest inquired. They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you wa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit (groan) on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns. After the offering plates were pas... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit! Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. The couples agreed and ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery. So, one week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good Yiddish accent mandatory), Oy, Lord of heaven and earth, imagine how much good I could do with ze money I vould vin if I von the lottery!... 阅读全文>>