日期：2007-12-08 Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her. Adam answered, Yes Lord, but what is a kiss? So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite? A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions? God replied, Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 God says to Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first? Adam says, Tell me the good news first. God says, I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect. Adam... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. Why Bloomingdales? asked... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan? he asked. No, Father. Just a little gas, Sister Susan explained. A month or so later the priest noticed tha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at the house and a young lad c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 This lady approaches a priest and tells him, Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' That's terribl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times. The priest thought long and hard, then said, Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then dri... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, I'm sorry, I don't see your... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil! The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order. Still the dying... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walked ste... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 One day God was looking down to earth and saw all the evil going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So, he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for a time. When she returned she told God yes, it is bad on earth,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Sudde... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 The Pope was having a state visit with the Queen of England, when they decided they should make an appearance together. They came out onto the balcony of Windsdor Castle, and stood there for the crowd to cheer and take pictures. The Queen decided to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A Highway Trooper is surprised to find a nun behind the wheel of the car he has pulled over. I'm terribly sorry maam but its not safe to do 35 mph on the interstate. But all the signs said 35, she replied. Those are route signs, maam. This is route... 阅读全文>>