英语笑话 / 宗教笑话

Heaven, I'm In Heaven...

日期：2007-10-10 Marty Jane were driving home after an expensive - yet bland - dinner. Since Marty's minor heart attack 15 years ago, Jane had kept her hubby on a strict, low sodium, low fat, low cholesterol diet, depriving him of all the foods he loved. As Marty tu... 阅读全文>>

Work Smarter, Not Harder

日期：2007-10-10 A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to reload a cart that had lost its load of hay. You look hot, my son, said the cleric. Why don't you rest a moment and then I'll give you a hand? No, thanks, said the young boy... 阅读全文>>

Biggest Sex Life Lie

日期：2007-10-10 A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn. Evening, boys. What are you doing? Nothing much, Pastor, replied the one lad. We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about his sex life. Boys, boys, boys! intoned the min... 阅读全文>>

Catholic School

日期：2007-10-10 Little Tommy's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, Hooked on Math, special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school. The very first day, he came home with a very seri... 阅读全文>>

Throw It All Into A River

日期：2007-10-10 A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it all into the river. With greater emphasis, he said, And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd throw it all into the river. And fi... 阅读全文>>