日期：2008-05-18 God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go? St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year. God shakes His he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord. The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job. He says, You have sinned. Then he looks a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear! The Reverend repli... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm, muses the Brit. They must be British. Nonsense, the Frenchman disagrees. They're naked, and so beautiful. Cl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken. and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-04-11 A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies No, not until you cut your hair!. The boy replies But father...Jesus had long hair! To which his father says, Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-04-11 A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive barmitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a C... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After discussing the weather and the cricket, the priest turns to the rabbi and says that he thought it wa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, I don't know, but I think it got stolen! The o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusally fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. What is that phone for? he asks the pontiff. It's my direct line to the Lord. The Rabbi is skep... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns taps the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee? And the man said, Where do get coffee for 3 cents? And the beggar said, Who buys r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 God created the mule, and told him, You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years. The mule answered, To live like this for 50 years is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, Has anybody got the cock? All the men stood up. No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock? All the women folk stood up. No! no! I mean has anyb... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, Your thing doesn't have any skin on it! I've been circumcised. What's that mean? It means they cut the skin off the end. How old were you when it was cut off? My mom said I was two d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV the... 阅读全文>>