日期：2011-10-09 Will and Bill were quarrelling（争吵） about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-22 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. 妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel. Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟：我看见你亲我姐... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy: Quarters. Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again? Tommy: Hamburger. 老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？ 汤米：四块。 老师：那我要是再切... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didnt notice the other. 妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school. Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it. Jacky: But what I found was two quarters. Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the si... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have? I must have somebody else's pants on. 老师正在问一道算术题：杰克，如果你在你右边口袋里发现... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon? Bobby: Australia. Teacher: Why do you say that? Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia. 教师：澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些？ 勃比：澳大利亚。 教师：你为什么这么说呢？ 勃比：... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-02 Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. 妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？ 弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-21 A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is lousy and the other is swell. Would you promise me that? W... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-21 When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） . Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very speci... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-14 One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier. The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard dau... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-14 Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-14 Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out. 里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？ 罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？ 里... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-04 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？ 儿子骄傲地说... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-04 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam. Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied. Then I do hope I'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-28 Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-28 On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-19 Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. Im afraid we cant afford one, sighed his mother. But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video. How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.... 阅读全文>>