日期：2015-01-14 Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his ar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 A Sunday school teacher said to her children, We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is? One child blurted out, Aces!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 A Sunday school teacher asked, Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark? No, replied Johnny. How could he, with just two worms?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class, If you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving, he announced triumphantly, and she turned into a telephone pole!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. One for you, one for me. One for y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, Where did you get that turkey? The boy replied, What turkey? The game warden said, That turkey you're carrying... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for? The second kid says, I'm in here to get my tonsils ou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, Can I ask you a question dad? Sure,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-11 After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was fairy godmother. Make three wishes. She told me, and I'll grant them. I first asked world peace. She swung her wand and pro... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-11 To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles: NO BOTTLES ACCEPTED AFTER FIVE O'CLOCK One day neat closing time at 6:30, four young children arrived with bottles. Wanting to put a stop to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-27 To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him. One night after I had gone to bed, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder, Mommy, a familiar voice said: I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? asked Bill... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 3-year-old Reese: Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 Diane, I just don't understand?! I don't have a boyfriend or a husband, I can never get a date and guys just don't seem interested in me. I don't know what's wrong with me. You know what, her friend replied, I know a Chinese doctor that can help you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-21 Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. The boy is only two years old, he said, and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you. He took a boo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-21 Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on The Result of Laziness, and I turned in a blank sheet of paper. 妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了？ 约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为《懒惰的结果... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-21 Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet. 儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗？ 父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想？ 儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-21 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful（愤怒的） as he read, English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair. and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad（少年，小伙... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-21 Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么？ 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？ 汤米... 阅读全文>>