日期：2012-02-28 A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, sti... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-28 Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-28 Son: Papa, what's the meaning of Like father, like son? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school? 儿子：爸爸，有其父必有其子是什么意思呀？ 父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-16 One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? They're busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The police. Can I speak to them? They're busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The firemen. Can I speak to them? They're busy. So le... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-19 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-19 After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while, her son returned and said, M... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of scho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 9月1日，... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. I am waiting for my secretary, was the boys answer. 一天课上，... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it make you late? inquired the teacher. Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the sa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom. 年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？ 年长的童子军... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count '... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-04 Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Julie replied, Becau... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-04 One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, Mommy, what's puberty? My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it. A few min... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-28 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-20 A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them. So he won't join the army, the youngster... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-09 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, Can Albert come out to play? No, said the mother, It's too cold. Well, then, said George, Can his football come out to play ? 乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友... 阅读全文>>