日期：2015-09-14 A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Patriots fans too. Not really knowing what a Patriots fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, thei... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-09-14 Oh, I sure am happy to see you, the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us. The grandmother was curious. What trick is that? she asked. I heard him tell Mommy that he would... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 The Sunday School teacher asked, Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating? No, sir, he rplied. We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, Don't pay for me, Daddy. I'm under five.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, 39 and holding. Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, And how old would you be if you let go?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, What's in here? I know! a little boy exclaimed. Pantyhose!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-07 Mother asks her son, Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have? Ten. Jim says. Then, Mother asks. Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-07 It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John What are you doing? John says, I'm counting stars. Tom laughs and says, It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning? 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-07 Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, You're six years old now, Mary, and you're going to begin going to a school here. You're going to like it very much, because it's a nice school... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-07 A teacher asked her class: Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct? Most of the children said: Yes, it is all right! And only one little boy said: No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first. 一位老师问班上的学生：... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-06-23 Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, My dad's tougher than your dad! Oh yeah? said Little Johnny, My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner! Really? Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-06-04 It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. At one house a small boy answered the door. Tell me, young man, said the politician. Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party? Neither, said t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-05-25 Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. Well, Dad, said Pete, I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-04-15 Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and can... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-31 A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Tim, you be first, she said. What does your mother do all day? Tim stood up and proudly said, She's a doctor. That's wonderful. How about you, Amie? Amie shyly stood up,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-19 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallow... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-17 It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy wit... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-06 A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, Would you like to live with your mother? No.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task -- but, he just couldn't remember the... 阅读全文>>