日期：2008-05-18 A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens 2 girl kittens. How did you know? his mother asked. Daddy picked them up and looked underneath, he replied... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 An 8-year-old girl went outside to find her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, Daddy, what is sex? The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was pr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up. That's okay with us, but what made you decide that? Well, said the little boy, I have to go to church on S... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, Who am I? Ready to play the game, she said, I don't know! Who are you? WOW! cried the child. Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't re... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers. Yes, he said. I do. My father taught me. Good. What comes after three. Four, answered the boy. What comes after six? Seven. Very good, said the teacher. Your dad di... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, af... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 Two elderly ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait. The child was about six years... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. Wow, the lady said, I must have worn these when I was 183. Her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A young couple was expecting a visit from the pastor of their church. They wanted everything to go smoothly, but their two year old son was just getting the hang of potty training. He was at the stage where he would announce at the top of his voice,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A teacher asked one of her pupils, What's the nation's capital? The reply was, Washington DC. On being asked what the 'DC' stood for, the pupil added, Dot com!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I said, What do I do if he cries? She said Give him some vegetables. It turns out that jalapeo is not his favorite...... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot. She said, Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet. He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Give me a sentence about a public servant, said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. Don't you know what pregnant means? she asked. I sure do, said the young boy co... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of cours... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, You can't sit in Daddy's seat Daddy's not home, the babysitter replied. Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss Justin, the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears... one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A Mom finished telling her little girl all about the making of babies. The daughter was silent for a while taking it all in. You understand it now? Mommy asked. Yes, replied her daughter. Do you still have any questions? Yes, how about little kitten... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time. The choice of a preschooler's... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother. She is a rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough time finding just the right fit. When my mother picked out a yellow suit, my daughter went into the dressing room with her. A momen... 阅读全文>>