日期：2008-02-02 It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant. Don't play with your food, one second-grader c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off n... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, Ketchup!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called The Fission Chips. On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry. A... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, Wow, these seats are big! The person next to him answered, Everything is big in Texas. When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to v... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it. She said, Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following... We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got ret... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network. Naturally, the British go... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 Two brothers go camping. Billy is wearing his FAVORITE shirt in the whole world! Suddenly, Philip gets bit by a poisonous snake. Billy calls the doctor. He tells the story and they reply back. This is TERIBLE! Quick, wrap his bite with something lik... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word definitely to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree? I don't know, responded the other. I'll ask him. So he climbed out of the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take away their chairs!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, its cold outside!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, its cold outside!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 What is a worm's favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps! Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher! How can you tell... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 What is the best advice to give to worm? Sleep late! What's the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie? ! What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer? Light ale! Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because... 阅读全文>>