日期：2007-10-27 Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Q: What do you call the outsi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken! Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants! Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken! Q: Why did the hor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing This little Piggy with his baby brother! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie! What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with chilblains! What ha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes and pulls a tractor? A caterpillar tractor! What does a cat go to sleep on? A caterpillow! What's gre... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway? A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow! Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary? A: Shredded tweet! Q: Why do tomcats fight? A: Because they li... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman! Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage! Q: What do cat actors say o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin? A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning? A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning! Q:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A: A duck filled fatty puss! Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A: A first aid kitty! Q: Why do cats chase birds? A: For a lark! Q: What do cats read in the morning? A: Me... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe! Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China? A: Chairman Miaow! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A: A cat-a-logue! Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! Q: What's striped and bouncy? A: A tiger on a pogo stick! Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show? A: The evening mews! Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? A: Smack a li... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger? A: A stri-ped! Q:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? A: She's got that down in the mouth look! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary? A: A peeping tom! Q: Why... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? A: He has cat-arrh! Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee! Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? A: They never cry over spilt milk! Q: What do you get if you cross a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message! Q: What do you call a very rude bird? A: A mockingbird! Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe! Q: How does a bird... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath? A: Robber ducks! Q: What kind of bird opens doors? A: A kiwi! Q: What language do birds speak? A: Pigeon... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What bird tastes just like butter? A: A stork! Q: What's another name for a clever duck? A: A wise quacker! Q: Which bird is always out of breath? A: A puffin! Q... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera? A: The parrots of Penzance! Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A fireq... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? A: Because they kept droning on and on! Q: What do you call a bee born in May? A: A maybe! Q: What kind of bee can't be understood? A: A mumble bee! Q: Where do bees keep their money? A: In a... 阅读全文>>