日期：2007-10-06 Q: Why do bees buzz? A: Because they can't whistle! Q: Can bees fly in the rain? A: Not without their little yellow jackets! Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry? A: He was waxing lyrical! Q: What goes zzub, zzub? A: A bee flying backwards! Q:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds? A: A humburger! Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? A: A bee in a submarine! Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool? A: Fooling with a bee! Q: What did the spider sa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q: What did the confused bee say? A: To bee or not to bee! Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries? A: A bramble bee! Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport? A: Wait at a buzz stop! Q: What is the bees favorite film? A:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q: Who is the bees favorite singer? A: Sting! Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group? A: The bee gees! Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? A: An animal that stinks and stings! Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps? A: Issues a ro... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? A: Put him on stilts! Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A: A polo bear! Q: Why do polo bears like bald men? A: Because they have a great, white, bear place! Q: What do polo bears have fo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q: What kind of money to polo bears use? A: Ice lolly! Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! Q: How do you start a teddy bear race? A: Ready, teddy, go! Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant! What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye! What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian! What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants! What do you call a smart ant? Elegant! What do... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant! Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein! What games to ants play with elephants? Squash! What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique! What kind of ant can yo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! What do you call a greedy ant? An anteater! Why did the elephant put his tru... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone. Well, take these pills and if... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it! Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday. Did they smell bad when you took them... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there! Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name! Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there! Doct... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger! Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex! Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then! Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister? Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...! Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out? Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! W... 阅读全文>>