日期：2007-11-21 What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir! What can an elephant with a machine gun call you? Anything he likes! What do you call an elephant that's small and pink? A failure! What is stronger an elephant or a snail? A snail, because it ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant! Teacher: Where would you find an elephant? Pupil:You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose! W... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants! Why is an elephant braver than a hen? Beca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old? Six weeks old! What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines! Why do elephants eat raw food? Because they don't know how to cook! Why did the elephant eat the candle? For light refreshment! How can y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain! What's the difference between an elephant and a post box? I don't know! Well I'm not asking you to post my letters! What's the diff... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree! What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia! What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days? One is a weak one... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy! What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts! What's grey but turns red? An embarrassed elephant! What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down? An elephant on a trampoline! What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds? An elephant with hiccups! What's grey and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine! What's grey and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 What' s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band! What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant disguised as a banana! What's big, grey and flies straight up? An elecopter! What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and che... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elephant with an umbrella! What' s grey with red spots? An elephant with the measles! Why does an elephan... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? A: He gets splinters in his mouth! Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A bull dog! Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals? A: A guard dog! Q: What do you call a dog in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories? A: A shaggy dogs tale! Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because its hard to run in squar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog? A: Chump chops! Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life? A: Just one, the moulting season! Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come! Q: Wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive! Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? A: A mutt in a rut! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A: A dog that keeps barking up the w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them! Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You can step in a poodle! Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A: A petticoat! Q: What do you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: What is a dog's favorite sport? A: Formula 1 drooling! Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk? A: A Great Dane out! Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema? A: Anywhere it wants to! Q: What did the angry man sing whe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A: A jet setter! Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has? A: Puppy dogs! Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher! Q: Where do E... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day! Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? A: It eggs-plodes! Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Q: Is chicken soup good for your hea... 阅读全文>>