日期：2008-03-28 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. Is that a dog you got back there? he asked. It sure is, I replied.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 One day a little girl went up to her mother and asked, Mom, where did I come from? Her mother stammered a bit, but finally regained her composure. She thought it must be time that her daughter learned the facts of life. So, she told her daughter abo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him. Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard. Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight? The mother smiled and gave him a reass... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning, as our eight year old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room just to be sure she had tidied it up. You call THAT a made bed? I asked. N... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. To her delight, we rode it twice. Th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. Yes, he said. I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, ... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked, How will that help?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently wait... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys. No, her mother replied, the boys are much too rough for you to play with. Well, the little girl asked, if I find a smooth one can I play with him?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine. How old are you Miss Simmons? asked Alec. I'm not going to tell you that. But Mr. Hill the technical teacher and Mr. Hill the geography teacher teacher told me how old they were.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, Mommy, you are getting fat! I replied, Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tumm... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 My wife was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges? Frantic, he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and ask... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 As John and his five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day, they passed a car accident. Usually when they saw something terrible like that, they would say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so John pointed and said to his son, We should... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night. Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, Wha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, Why is he whispering in her mouth?... 阅读全文>>