日期：2008-06-25 TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 TEACHER: How do you spell crocodile? STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L TEACHER: No, that's wrong. STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I. ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, I am. ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. Worker ants, she told them, can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that? One child was ready with the answer: They don't have a un... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of a coincidence? STUDENT: My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? STUDENT: Because he still had the ax in his hand?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 CHILD: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? CHILD: Your name on this report card.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 Answers to Questions on Science Tests By 5th and 6th graders: The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an avi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. What are they doing, Grandma? asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A couple took their granddaughter to the hospital to visit her mommy and new baby brother. She was fascinated as she touched his tiny fingers and toes. But, when she spotted the baby's name tag on his ankle, she exclaimed, Oh, look, Mommy! They left... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him stop at the corner and asked, What've you got in your truck? Fertilizer, the farmer replied. What are you going to do with it? asked... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter's room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet. What are you doing? he asked her. She explained, I'm saying my prayers, but I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and said, I've never seen anything like it before. This... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, How does this boat float? The father thought for a moment, then replied, I don't really kno... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, Hmmm... that's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-28 A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. Well, Dad, said the boy, I challenge... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A frustrated father vented, When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son's room, he has his own color TV, telephone, computer, and CD player. So what do you do? asked his friend. I send him to MY r... 阅读全文>>