日期：2009-02-14 4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬，争抢) for toys. His mum told him: You are older brother because youre older than your (cousin) sister. You should give ground to her. Begin thought a little but maintained(坚持) : My sister must give... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.- Alan, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A father is asked by his friend, Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up? Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector, replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and responded, That's a rather strange ambition to have fo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for? The second kid says, Im in here to get my tonsils out, and Im a little nervous. The fir... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. A football player, said Jim. A doctor, said Alfred. An astronaut, said Suzy. The president, said little Al. (Everyone laughe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A young girl was told she needed an X-ray. She went in and seemed especially nervous. When she came out of the X-ray room, she told her mother, They took a picture of my bones. Yes, dear, replied the mother. Did everything go all right? Sure, said t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, Hello? Feeling put out at the inconvenience of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a neighbor's house. The little girl stood on her tiptoes and just able to reach the doorbell. Then, an elderly lady greeted them at the front door. Good morning, children, she said. What... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, Why did you bring an umbrella to camp? The kid answered, Did you ever ha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, a young girl said unhappily, Mom, do you realize some poor animal suffered so you could have that? Her mother shot her an angry look, How dare you talk about your father like that?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. Since it was quite hot and he was thirsty, he decided to stop. Once he got up to the little boy's stand, he noticed a sign that said All... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked a little boy about his family trip. We visited my grandmother in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, he replied. The teacher asked, Good, can you tell the class how you spell that? The student, obviously flustered... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 Uncle Jon was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old Great Nephew, James, standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event. Uncle Jon thought to himself: Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 I'm ashamed of you, the mother said. Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do! He threw a rock at me! the boy said. So I threw one at him. The mother stated emphatically, When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me. The b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit. In an effort to break the habie, her mother lied to her, and told her that her stomach would swell and eventually burst if s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 I am a Kindergarten teacher at our church's small private school. My seven year old son also attends there. One morning during the first week of school, my son ran up and gave me a big hug and kiss. One of the new Kindergarten students witnessed thi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a commotion. The officer hauled them off to secu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, ... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked, How will that help?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Later it was question time, and she asked, My name begins with the letter 'M' a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-03 Sally, can you spell 'water' for me? the teacher asked. H I J K L M N O, answered Sally promptly. Her teacher look puzzled. That doesn't spell 'water.' Sure it does, said Sally. It's all the letters from H to O.... 阅读全文>>