12-02-16 Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? Cassandra: Brotherly love? 老师：Cassandra，如果我看见有人在殴打一头驴，我制止了他，我显示出了什么美德？ Cassabdra：兄弟般的关爱？...

12-01-19 Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday. 老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。 沃尔特：我吃了什么？...

12-01-19 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。...

12-01-10 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of scho...

11-12-20 George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 9月1日，...

11-12-13 One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. I am waiting for my secretary, was the boys answer. 一天课上，...

11-10-28 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that...

11-10-27 Children who have a good relationship with their teacher may be protected from expressing aggression and being the target of aggression at school. That's the key finding in a new study of Canadian first graders that appears in the journal Child Deve...

11-10-21 There is a story from many years ago of a primary school teacher. Her name was Mrs. Thompson. And as she stood in front ofher 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked her students a...

11-09-22 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times...