13-01-30 Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening. Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now. Jack: You said, Jack, why aren't you listening? 老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听课？ 杰克：老师，我正在听课呀！ 老...

13-01-28 Education authorities in Japan are to discipline a teacher who forced two students to drink diluted hydrochloric acid, the latest incident to trigger concern over corporal punishment in the nation's schools. 日本一名教师强迫两名学生喝下稀释的盐酸引...

13-01-23 Good evening, everybody! said the teacher, Donna. Where is everybody? That was sort of a daily joke by Donna. Usually the class started with only two or three students present, and then filled up as the minutes went by. It was summertime. Summer sch...

13-01-23 A straight-A student got a C in cooking class and didn't like it. She didn't like it so much that her dad filed a complaint in federal court about it. He alleges（宣称） that the teacher, who is white, discriminated against his daughter, who is blac...

13-01-16 Zhang Datong, 64, has been stripped of his post as vice-principle of the No 2 Middle School affiliated with East China Normal University and is under investigation for his alleged behavior that violated the teachers' code of morality , school author...

12-10-26 A preschooler asked his mother, Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say? The mother said, Just tell her that God is your father! The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, Who is your fathe...

12-09-04 Once upon a time a teacher and his student lay down under the big tree near the big grass area. Then suddenly the student asked the teacher. Teacher, I'm confused, how do we find our soul mate? Can you please help me? Silent for a few seconds, the t...

12-08-21 One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now wh...

12-08-03 While my friends attended their universities in great delight, I restarted my senior high school life. My spirit sank at the prospect of starting all over again. Surrounded by strange classmates, I felt like I was in a maze（迷宫） and was sorry for...

12-06-28 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Today I'd like to share my personal experience of happiness and bitterness of being an English teacher. I remember, five years ago, when I stood at the teacher's desk for the first time, maybe because I was too...