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Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理
12-06-12 A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife he...
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美国小学生不写作业理由多获“灾难奖”
12-06-05 The mother of an 8-year-old Arizona girl who was presented with a Catastrophe Award for apparently having the most excuses for not having homework believes her child was humiliated by her teacher. 美国亚利桑那州一所学校的教师向一名8岁女生颁发灾难奖...
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Frog 青蛙
12-06-01 The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, That's funny. I distinctl...
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I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论
12-05-15 Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉尔德...
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I Taught the Teacher
12-05-09 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three....
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Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
12-05-09 A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence? He said, Damn if I know. She was a little put out（激怒） by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his father with him when he came bac...
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Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
12-04-27 Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in...
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Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢
12-03-21 A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up! Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you're stupid, Johnny? No, ma'am, but I hate to see...
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网站funnyexam网罗搞笑试题答案
12-03-05 Website called funnyexam.com offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen. 网站funnyexam.com给教师们提供了一个欢乐的试题答案版，大家可以把见过的最搞笑的试题答案公布到这里。 Website called funnyexam.com offer...
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《黑天鹅》五
12-03-01 影片对白 Nina: Who is that? Lily: Hey. You okay? Nina: You can't smoke in here. Lily: Well, I won't tell if you won't. So...The big day's getting closer and closer, huh? Well, I can't wait. I think you're going to be amazing. Nina: Thanks. Lily: So....
