日期：2010-01-06 Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, My wife makes all the small decisions, he explained, and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get anno... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 I'm a bachelor Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.Anything else? The nurse asked. Yes,Jack thinks for a while and said,I'm a bachelor. 我是个单身汉 杰克骑车... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Trying to do that for years A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 The first time, the second time, the third time A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and ha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, Your butt is as wide as the grill. She ignored his remark. A little later, the husband took his measuring tape and measured his wife's rear end while she was bending over working... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 1... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn't interested because he hadn't seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The fa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 My husband's brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to China for a short visit to our city. To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party,Mr.Sun,the host,entertained Joseph with Chinese wine,saying, According to our custom,a br... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition. How?I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,Do you agree that 'Time is money'? Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?the driver answered . Look,the digits in the meter are still running when... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-04-16 The nice men are ugly. 好男人不帅。 The handsome men are not nice. 帅男人不好。 The handsome and nice men are gay. 又帅又好的男人是同性恋。 The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。 Men who are not so... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-04-16 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other woman replied, Yes I am, I married the wrong man either 在一个鸡尾酒舞会上， 一个女人对另外一个女人说：你结婚戒指带错手指了。 另一... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-04-04 Patient: I want to have a vasectomy. Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have you talked with your wife? Patient: Oh, yes. She agrees with me. Doctor: And your children? Patient: Yes, sir. The kids are in favor of it - 17 to 3. 病人：我想做结扎手术。 医生... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-14 A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: Is it pretty? Very pretty, but the airport looks more fasci... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-14 The wife says to the neighbor: My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）! An insider(知情人) says: Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you wou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-06 I will do anything to pass只要能通过考试我愿意做任何事 A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. 一个学生走进一位年轻教授的办公室。她扫了一眼大厅，关上教授办公室的门，祈求地跪... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is your oc... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he was be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that... 阅读全文>>