日期：2012-03-09 3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient（顺从的） angel. St. Peter asked the girls, Before entering you must answer this simple question. Which is ...?, they replied... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-29 Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald（光秃的） , he decided to cover his bald head with a wig（假发） . One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind su... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-22 One afternoon I remembered it was nearly to the close time of our garden centre. I was standing on a ladder doing a painting job. There was a man wore a casual clothes passed by me. I looked down and saw there was a pistol hidden under his armpit（... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-22 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-24 One day, there was a young Mum took her two sons come to visit our garden. The two sons sat in a large trolley（手推车） and by the marine fish tanks. The two boys were about 4 or 5 years old and looked like copies. I asked the young lady: They are... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-04 Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly cant make a living by kissing girls! 邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗？ 父亲：我希望这样－他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧！... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-28 Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-19 A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足？为什么？ 当然是有六个孩子的那个，因为有600万美元那个... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-19 Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆了。 丈夫：士兵？什么士兵？... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-20 In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often, but he never took his son, Tom, because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday, Mr. Th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-04-04 I'm an editor of a newspaper. One day a foreigner made a call to me. He said in Chinese that he liked our newspaper very much, which made me very happy. Then I said Could you tell me some impression about our newspaper? The foreigner spoke a lot. Bu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-23 A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose（建议，求婚） to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid（羞怯的）... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-22 A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. Ah..... said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. I see you are the fathe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony（单调） . Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour? That's what I do, said Irving. Sounds great,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their secret base. They immedi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal（直肠的） thermometer tucked（使折叠，收拢） behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild mo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a brand-new SUV（运动型多功能车） cut them off. In an attempt to miss the shiny big vehicle, the driver swerved（转弯） to the lef... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-01 A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments（服装，衣着） ov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-01 A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village ch... 阅读全文>>