日期：2016-05-06 An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so much that she could not sleep a wink for days. On one sleepless night, she heard a voice and immediately inquired, Is that you, dear? Yes, its me. How are you doing? Im fin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 Did the children behave when you bathed them? inquired the mistress to the new French nurse, when she returned home from the party. All but the biggest boy? We have only one boy, Freddy, and hes only two years old. Which biggest boy? We have only on... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 Well, Sam, Ill tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this widow had a daughter. Then my farther, being a widower, married our daughter, so you see my father is my own son in-law. Yes, I see. Then again my step-daughter is my step-mothe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-04-22 A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing Why dont you do that? said the wife. Honey, replied her husband, I dont even know that woman! 公园里漫步的一对夫妇注意到一位男士和一位女士正坐在长凳... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation, so she asked her husband about it. Her husband said: Well, I'll give you an example to illustrate it by comparison. I consider it's just the same as the difference between... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-10 After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: Don't always think of sad side, and you should try to think of the good side. The widow thought for a while and said: This is the first time I know there he stay after 20 year. 葬礼完毕，朋... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers. The confused man inquires, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member? A: Someone who comes to your door and tells you to screw off!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants don't you? He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sof... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of money and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5. So, he puts... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. Man: What was that for? Wife: Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 Warren was sitting alone in his office one night when a Genie popped up out of his ashtray. And what will your third wish be? Warren looked at the Genie and said, Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undre... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. Doc, he says, I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again. What dream? asked the shrink, not really paying attention. You know, says the man, the one where I'm into... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, This is a very... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forget... 阅读全文>>