日期：2017-04-12 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, Going to a party? Yeah, the man answered, Im supposed to come dressed as my love life. But you look l... 阅读全文>>

日期：2017-04-12 Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He said, Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, Here... 阅读全文>>

日期：2017-02-28 Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-08-23 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-08-23 This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. Im a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-13 At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, Who here has ever seen a ghost? Most of the hands go up. And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost? About half the hands stay up. OK, now how many of you have h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-13 The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain said, I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks. The hands said, I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person. The legs declared, I shuld be boss... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-13 A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees. A man and a woman making love in a park, the man replies. The psychiatrist ho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-13 A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are, Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life, he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, Did he say anything about that dead branch t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-21 In one epsiode of Cheers, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here it is, for your enjoyment: Well, you see Norm, its like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-21 This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. MAN: What was that for? WIFE: What was that piece of paper in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-21 When the young waitress in the caf in Toms building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are you single? Why,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-04 About two weeks before our fifth anniversary, my husband ased me what I would like for a gift. I told him I wanted something impractical and romantic. On our anniversary, he presented me with a lovely gold bracelet. A little four-letter word made me... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-04 We were leaving a football game in a throng of people,and my husband,who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I was delighted. As we walked hand in hand out of the stadium, I looked up at him, smiling, and asked, You dont want to lose m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D. C. That night, as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride asked, Do you think this room is bugged? That was a long time ago, sweet-heart, he reassured her. But... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, he had to give his wife all his money, and his wife gave him back only enough... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 There age several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a call phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: Hello? Honey, Its me. Are you at the club? Yes. Great!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-12 The ruler of all ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished sever... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 Woman: Dear doctor, I heard my husband talk in his sleep at night several times. Could you please tell me how to cure him? Doctor: Its only too easy, Madam! Let him have his say in the daytime. 女人：亲爱的医生，我好几次听见我的丈夫在夜里睡觉时说话... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-05-06 Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy -- the least thing sets her off. Christopher: Youre lucky. Mine is a self-starter. 凯文：我和老婆经常吵架。她太爱发火 一点就着。 克里斯托弗：你是幸运的。我老婆是个自动发生器。... 阅读全文>>