日期：2011-03-01 Three older ladies were discussing the travails（艰苦劳动，分娩的痛苦） of getting older. One said, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise（蛋黄酱） in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-01 A female newscaster（新闻广播员） is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday? Mr. Jones: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing（划艇，独木舟）... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-02-11 The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. No fancy（想象的，奇特的） stuff, Doctor, he ordered, No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with. I wish more... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-02-11 A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent. One penny?! exclaimed（大叫，呼喊） the guy. The barman replied, Yes. So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, Could I have a n... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-02-11 Three guys are debating who has the best memory. The first guy says, I can remember the first day of my First Grade class. The second guy says, I can remember my first day at Nursery School（幼儿园） ! Not to be outdone（胜过，优于） , the third guy... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-12 Daddy? How did I come into this world? Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you anyway. So why not today? Please! OK, but listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe. In the restrooms of that cybercafe, dad connected to mom. Mom... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-12 Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the college. One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean（院长，系... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-05 My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried. I don't want another S.O.B. toasting... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-05 At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket（小盒） as a present for his girlfriend. Shall I engrave（雕刻，铭记） her name on it? the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment, and then said, No-engrave it 'To my one and only... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-12-08 A resident in a posh（时髦的，漂亮的） hotel breakfast room called over（点名） the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile. Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning. I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cook... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-26 On a beautiful Octorber day, my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgia mountains. When traffic slowed to snail's pace, we assumed there was road construction or an accident ahead. My husband reached for the CB radio and asked, Can any... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 A very close friend of mine, named Alan, is chronically（长期地，慢性地） late, and not by just a little. Anybody that knows Alan knows that he is totally undependable and will always show up an hour late, if he shows up at all. But somehow people p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集会，集合） for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and M... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler（珠宝商） quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. And how much are they then? I asked, pointing to another tray（托盘，文件盒） . You, sir, repli... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable（用后可弃的） model. Sal asked the owner, Do you have any of those throwaway cameras... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-11 I once lived in Arizona near fort Huachuca, an Army installation. Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards, but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through（不费力地完成... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-11 Serving as a Marine recruiter（招聘人员） in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on the application, and he began filling out his paper work.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-11 My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll（漫步，闲逛） before kickoff（开始，开球） , we met many cadets（学员，士官生） in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans aske... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-11 A naval officer fell overboard（落水） . He was rescued by a deck hand（甲板水手） . The officer asked how he could reward him. The best way, sir, said the deck hand, is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd c... 阅读全文>>