日期：2015-10-21 At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 I dialed a number and got the following recording: I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the ch... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 One doctor operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not fin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty mi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-09-14 On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-09-14 This company is like a tree full of monkeys: all on different branches, at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-09-14 Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, sir, the new employee replied. Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopp... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-09-14 When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, I'm surprised at you. Don't you remembe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-09-14 My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bed mood, it leaves a red mark on his foehead.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He says, A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as havi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-17 An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' Sorry for the convenience.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-17 Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-17 I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, Baby girl, I want you to take this last... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-22 Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-22 The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. Ladies,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-22 10. How To Turn a Lung Transplant Into a Vacation Home 9. Your Waiting Room's a Financial Bonanza: The Simple Use of Vending Machines Pay-Per-View TV 8. All the Things that 9 out of 10 of Us Recommend 7. Chicken Scratch: How to Not Only Write it, Bu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-06 Robert is twenty-six and works in a middle school. Two and a half years ago he was ill in hospital and there he knew a beautiful nerse called Ann. The girl took care of him and he made friends with her. They loved each other. About six months later... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-06-23 What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? Why does it work? What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? How does it work? What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? How much will it cost? What does a g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-06-23 Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doin... 阅读全文>>