日期：2008-08-25 One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. What's that? he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth. The woman then says with anticipated agony, Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby! To which the den... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and took a set at the back. She noticed the man opposite her looking at here smiling but not taking his eyes off of her. So she moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They have been there for one week when they finally come across a dead camel. The Man United players say 'As we're Manchester United, we'll have the c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning she comments how lovely it looks. The new maid pulls off the hair and says, I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there. That... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. You're a goblin, she says, I caught you and you owe me three wishes!. So the goblin replies OK, you caught me fair and square,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says But sir, its just a sperm bank!. I don't care, open it now!!! he replies. So she opens the door... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe. The beautiful young woman open... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manag... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because sh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. Mom, the boy asks, What's a pussy? The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said Santa, will you stay with me? Santa replied, Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys. So she took... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, Mommy, mommy, what are they doing? The lady responded, They're making a sandwich. Then they pass two dogs having... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes. To which she replies Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. Where the hell do you think you're going? he says. I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for... 阅读全文>>