 日期：2008-02-13 Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does. Joanne giggled and confessed, I call my husband the miner because of his i... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-13 Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. Doctor, you must help me. she pleaded. It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-13 One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker. Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends $10 for oral sex... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole. Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit. Third was a... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers. The woman says, Who is this? This is the maid, answered the woman. We don't have a maid , said the woman. The maid says, I was hired this morni... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A. The position of the dirt bag.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle. OK, says the clerk. What do you call it? A fottle, replies the inventor. A fottle? That's a st... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle. OK, says the clerk. What do you call it? A fottle, replies the inventor. A fottle? That's a st... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-02 Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of young... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job. Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in cough... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200? Aghast, the man said, Are you NUTS!, that's robbery! The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again, Sir, since you are... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painters.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? A. Two test tickles... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-23 Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.... 阅读全文>>  |
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