日期：2008-01-15 A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, Relatives of yours? Yep, the hu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 This guy visits the doctors and says, Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. The doctor says, Come back tomorrow and bring her with you. The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-work... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 It was announced today that the FBI is recruiting agents for an anti-obscenity task force. The FBI said they'll divert agents from other areas to fight a war on pornography, or as President Bush is calling them, weapons of mass erections. Let me ask... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 Three old guys are sitting around complaining. The first guy says, My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I almost cut my ear off. The second guy says, My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled half my coffee on... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshm... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: Jack, what happened to you? It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dre... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite sex. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate offered to set him up with the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 One day an old farmer fell asleep in the top level in a 2 level hay shed. When he woke up, he found his son having sex with his girlfriend on the bottom level of the hayshed. He decided he wouldn't disturb them, so he laid down and rested. After a w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job. The second woman says Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached! To... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is stari... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-05 These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 These two rabbits escape from the laboratory and see grass for the first time. Lollopy, lollopy, lollopy, lop, they bounce through the grass when they meet an older rabbit. Hello, says the older rabbit. Would you like to come and stay at my warren?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, Well that's great, just grea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbors boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother. It's only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Saudi Arabia said today that they have twice the oil they thought they had. Which means they can screw us twice as much as they thought they could.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 President Bush has asked the FBI to start an anti-obscenity task force to the fight the war against pornography. Bush said he's serious about this war on pornography. He said he will seek out and find all weapons of mass -- turbation. -Jay Leno... 阅读全文>>