日期：2007-10-17 The pretty co-ed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation, the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel. Looking up from the ticklish task, the physician asked, How did this happen? Let me put it this way, doc, the girl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 One day Little Susie got her monthly bleeding, for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed hi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea, a patient told his urologist on the phone. The only woman he's screwed is our maid. Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid, the medic soothed. Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him. But, Doc. I've... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defines a patient to be institutionalised. Well said the Director we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. Isn't there some way to ju... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harri... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, Man, I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. So the bartender says, Well, the worst way I know of is standing up in a hammock.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Although the head of a giant bio-technology corporation loved his work dearly, he regretted not having more time to spend with his family. So, he went to the chief research scientist and asked him to come up with a solution. That's quite simple, sir... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. The one up North became a salesman, soon he was... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 A local woman, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, accused a local man of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. He had left it there after having a few too many to drink one night an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags in America? comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies, I don't know. The other trucker says Y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 A new shop opened up in a strip mall. It had no sign on either the door or window. About the closest thing to any identification was a large clock in the window. A man stopped in and inquired about a new battery for his watch. The clerk said that he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks What is your occ... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. Perfect timing, the cabby said. You're just like Bill. Who? asked the man. Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-28 Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they noticed that the huge male gorilla had a massive erection. This fascinated the gay men so much they couldn't take their eyes off of it. One of the men... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-21 There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they we... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-21 Three guys are discussing women. I like to watch a woman's tits best, the first guy says. The second says, I like to look at a woman's ass. He asks the third guy What about you?. Me? I prefer to see the top of her head.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-21 Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-21 Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up. Sure, they said, You're welcome. So they started playin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-21 A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. Damn, that was stupid, she thought as she fell. What a way to die. As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his r... 阅读全文>>