日期：2007-12-30 Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. That's nice, isn't it? Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. Yeah. What's it c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Morris wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his bath robe from the floor and puts it on. He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra. He thi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. I'm so ashamed, Doctor, she said, I guess I let myself go. The physician was checking hers eyes an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York. Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the old man said, Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-22 Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Paul Lynde: Tape measures.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk. How can I get human milk? Mendel asked the doctor. Well, Ruby Finkelstein's just had a baby, maybe she'll help. So every day Mendel went to Ruby's h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A guy is staying at a friends. They talk for a while and then the friend informs him of his bad leg and says how hard he is finding it living in a house with stairs, then he asks, Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please? The guest ob... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he asks he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies? Yes, dear, replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she... 阅读全文>>