 日期：2007-09-21 A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opposite spouse. When the woman saw the male martians' penis she said Well that'... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said, Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a b... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, This will make you happy tonight. He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 Doc, says Steve, I want to be castrated. What on earth for? asks the doctor in amazement. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done replies Steve. But have you thought it through properly? asks the doctor, It... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 The woman taking my order at a fast-food restaurant was about 25. She was attractive and had a bubbly personality and a warm smile. Even though I'm 45, I felt there was chemistry between us. Before I walked away from the counter to sit down, we made... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future, said the mysterious old woman Paul readily agreed and the reader t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of cosmetics knocked on his door and asked to see his wife. The man told her that his wife wasn't ho... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 A man says to his wife, I fancy some kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear? The wife hastily replies, No, I might go deaf! To which the man replies, I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still f#cki... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, What are you here for? The man replied I have a red ring around my pecker, What are you here for? The other man said, I have a green ring around my pecker. The doct... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick!... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 Six old gentlemen were playing poker in the condo club house when one of them loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 A tourist arrives in america looking for culture. A tour guide suggests a trip to the local indian reservation. They arrive at the reservation and the guide shows him around and answers all his questions on the history of the place. After a couple o... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 A personal guide to what men should say when caught looking at another woman by their wife or girlfriend. I can't believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully) Look at that guy... over there... behind the woman. I think that's a man dresse... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two... one to actually screw in the lightbulb and another to blow the guy who tells them how to do it!... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-17 There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. What the hell are you supposed to... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>>  |
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