日期：2007-10-31 Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled: Mick! I lost me finger! Have you now? says Mick. And how did you do it? I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierce... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A man was stranded in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, Would you like a cigar? The man said, Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years. So, the woman unzipped the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of 100 pound per inch on their bodies, from one point to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress, get up on the table and place her feet in the stirrups. She was feeling ver... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first fag said. Excuse me, but I hav... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling your... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 1st Officer: Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day? 2nd Officer: Who? 1st Officer: Janet Jackson! 2nd Officer: What she do, was she speeding? 1st Officer: Nah, she had one headlight out.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. I'm 90 years old, he says. 90! replies the woman. Don't you realize you've had it? Oh, s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 I can't find a cause for your illness, the doctor said. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking. In that case, replied his patient, I'll come back when you are sober.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her. She pushed him away. Maybe your other models let you kiss them, she s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Bill and Marla decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. The boy began his commentary as h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A young, attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, Major, when was the last time you had sex? 1956, was his reply. No wonder you look so uptight! she exc... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead! The Giraff... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. The Poor man says to the Rich man, What'd you get your wife this year? He says, A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring. The poor man says... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, Mom, I have something t... 阅读全文>>