日期：2008-06-25 One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on the bed with only her panties and bra on. Come ove... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him. Her friend replied, Why? Don't you have a vase?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor expl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, What the hell are you two doing? His wife turns to the stranger and says, I told you he was stupid.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, Waiter! Waiter! Come over here! The wait... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry! Little Red started towards her grandmothe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-25 A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free! The guy gets... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, What's for supp... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, You want to play 'Magic'? She says, What's that? He says, We go to my house and have sex and then you disappear.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Six pints later, and he has recovered enough to speak. Thanks, he croaks. That's one hell of a thirst... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his chop out and and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a sec... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Michael Jackson says he wants to move to Berlin. As soon as the Germans heard about it they started to put the wall back up.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 The trial of Saddam Hussein is beginning. They say the evidence against Saddam Hussein is so strong that even a California jury might convict him.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid? That doesn't prove anything, the woman count... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. I assume, she snarled, that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning? There is, he replied. Bre... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his... 阅读全文>>