日期：2016-08-23 There are two guys in a bar...one says, Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!!! Whoa, what the heck happened to him? asks the other guy. Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didnt brake prop... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-14 A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. How can I know that the letter is for you? he asked. The man took a photo of himself from his pocket, and said, I think now... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-13 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of v... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-21 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldnt wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count Ja... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-03-03 I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show. Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man sto... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-01-07 A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, I have some bad news and some very bad news. The patient, resigned to his fate, says, Well, might as well give me the bad news first. The lab called with your test results, the doctor began. Unfort... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation In South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he look... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the ol... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. The man asks the barman, Who owns... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-12-10 Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,I am Napoleon! Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel? Slim says, I feel... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-10-21 A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, Where did you get such a nice bike? The second nerd replied, Well, yesterday I was walking home min... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 The prospective father-in-law asked, Young man, can you support a family? The surprised groom-to-be replied, Well, no I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dinosaur #2: What is an economist? Dinosaur #1: A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that's not important and don't ask wha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-17 A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked, Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at? The man... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-17 Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-17 Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read BEAR LEFT, so they went home.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-22 Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever's dog won would dominate the world. Osama found the meanest Doberman females in the world and bred them with... 阅读全文>>