日期:2014-04-25 One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his f... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-04-14 The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a number of years ago. One day he met an American woman at a reception. She did not know him. So she asked sweetly, What 'nese' are you--Japanese, Javanese, or Chinese? Dr. Wu repl... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-04-14 A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: Five grains. A minute later the student asked the professor, May I correct my answer? The professor looked at his watch and said: It... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-04-14 A man was a butterfingers(手脚笨拙的人) . He had been suffering from unemployment for months. At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase. The manager summoned him to the office and told... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-04-08 A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering(闲荡) . The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a c... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-04-08 I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled(迷惑) me... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-01-23 Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment, bait and a video camera. Then they drove to the seaside. The roads were bad, and their car was badly damaged, with dents here and there. Most of their equipment was damaged, t... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-01-23 A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he needed to step on the gas in order to blow-dry his car. Roger Daniel, 37, offered the novel excuse after he was nabbed traveling at over 120 kilometers per hour in... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-01-23 Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师:你哪里不舒服? 病人:我认为我是一只鸡。 精神病医师:这种情况从什么时候开始的? 病人:从我... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-01-23 A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, Oh, my God! You're so du... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-12-12 Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the no... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-11-13 Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship began to sink. Go and tell those fellows to put on life jackets and jump overboard, the captain directed his first mate. A few minutes later the first mate returned. Those g... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-10-14 A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms. Two pence, said the man. No, no, said the barber. I will give you a penny, and if you... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-10-10 Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn't come back. She wanted to know why he didn't come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting. What's the m... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-10-10 Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good. One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He waited the writer to praise these stories.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-10-09 Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said, 'Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it.' He said this because Nasre... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-09-22 A Dell customer called to say the couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the send... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-09-22 A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His doctor told him that salt water was the best thing for them, so the salesman decided to go to the sea for his vacation that year. Since all of the hotels near the sea were expens... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-09-16 A sick man received a visit from his doctor, who asked him how he was. Fairly well, doctor, said he, but I find I sweat a great deal. Ah, said the doctor, that's a good sign. On his next visit he asked the same question, and his patient replied, I'm... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-09-16 Dotty(薄弱的,精神不定的) Aunt Muriel received a letter one morning. While reading it, she burst onto tears. What's the matter? asked her companion. Oh, dear, sobbed Auntie, it's my favourite nephew. He's got three feet. Three feet? exclaimed her... 阅读全文>>

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