日期：2014-12-30 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What's with that big brass gong? one of the guests asked. Its not a gong. Its a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born disabled. The first has no arms. The second has no legs and the third has no body, just a head. The prospect of the race was a bit ridiculous, but the three had all trained... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, I can't talk! Help me! The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has no... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish. Me first! Me first! says the admin. clerk. I want... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucke... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, le... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a hockey game, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-28 Once a boy's grandfather beat his grandson for playing with fire in the courtyard. The boy's father saw this and he got worried about his son. So he took a stick and began beating himself. The grandfather was surprised and asked: Why are you beating... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-09-10 One day a farmer bought four donkeys in the marketplace in the village. He got on one of them and began to ride home. As he was riding along, he noticed that there were only three donkeys walking in front of him. I wonder what happened. He was forge... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-25 The famous American writer Mark Twain was well-known for his absent-mindedness. One day, when he was riding in a train, the conductor asked him for his ticket。 Mark Twain looked for the ticket in all his pockets, but he didn't find it. At last, the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-19 A woman was busy making an Irish stew（炖肉） when her husband came in from work, and offered to help her, You can't help much, said the woman, but you might get me a turnip. What size? asked the man. Oh, about the size of your head, said the woman,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-13 An art critic was used to criticizing very severely and in a very detailed way. When he was commenting on one painting and then on another in the gallery, he pointed at a picture and said: It's showing a marked lack of technique and understanding. L... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-13 A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The lieutenant said sternly, You did not salute me. For this you must immediately salute one hundred times. Just then the general came up. When he saw the poor private about to beg... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 A man went to the village post office to fetch a registered letter. The clerk refused to hand the letter over because he had no means of identification. The man took a photograph of himself from his pocket to show it to the clerk and said: I think t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 An old hunter moved to a new place. He got lost in the wood several times. A friend told him to buy a pocket compass and explained its use to him. But the soon got lost again and stayed out. When he was found and asked why he did not use the compass... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said: I am glad to see that you look much better today. Yes, I followed the direction on your medicine bottle, replied the sick man. The doctor asked: What were they? The sick man... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-29 A: What's the purpose of the propeller? B: To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat! A：飞机的螺旋桨有什么用？ B：为了保持飞行员凉爽。不信的话，只要停止螺旋桨转动看看飞行员会不会满头大汗。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-09 Someone asked a little boy: Is a pound of lead heavier than a pound of feathers? The boy quickly replied: Of course it is. When he was told You are wrong. They both weigh the same, he insisted that a pound of lead is the heavier. He said: To prove i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 Man: Doctor, I'm getting very forgetful. Doctor: I see, Mr. Brown. Won't you take a chair? Man: Thanks, take a what? Doctor: A chair. Now, when did you first notice this trouble? Man: What trouble?... 阅读全文>>