日期：2011-03-30 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy（吝啬的） and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said, We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about this for a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-25 A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique（古董） vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woma... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-23 Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-22 A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering（蹒跚的） under a huge buck（雄鹿） . Where's Harry?, asked another hunter. He fainted a couple miles up the trail, Harry's... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-22 A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it. Two pence,said the man. No, no, said the barber, I will give you a penny, and if you do not t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-22 The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a much-traveled freeway. He pulled it over and found the driver to be an elderly lady with four other older women as passengers. Lady, said the officer, your slow driving is almost as d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem, Officer? No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-15 A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, Hey, wanna hear a blond joke? The man says back to the blind man, Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler（摔跤选手） and he is blond. The bouncer（... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-01 A man walked into the office of the eminent（杰出的，有名的） psychiatrist（精神病学家） Dr. Von Vermouth, and sat down to explain his problem. Well, you see, I've got this problem, the man continued. I keep hallucinating（使产生幻觉） that I'm a do... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-01 Last week I went to the theatre. I had a good seat. The play was interesting. I didn't enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actor. I turned round, looking at... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-12 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-12 Mother had decided to trim（修剪，整理） her household（家庭的，日常的） budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, Just think, Fred, we are five dollars r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-05 Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory（炼狱） , being sized up by God. Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-12-08 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine（真实的，真正的） alligator（鳄鱼皮革的） shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors（供应商，销售商） were asking.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-26 In 1990 the Swedes sent their first rocket up into outer space with a crew consisting of a chimpanzee（黑猩猩） and a Norwegian. On the control panel in front of them was a red light and a green light. When the red light flashed in indicated that in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 A novice（初学者，新手） lion tamer（驯狮者） was being interviewed. I understand your father was also a lion tamer, the reporter queried. Yes, he was, the man replied. Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth? I did it only once, said the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 Jim walked into a store which had a sign outside: Second-hand clothes bought and sold. He was carrying an old pair of pants（裤子，短裤） and asked the owner of the store, How much will you give me for these? The man looked at them and then said rud... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-11 As a newly commissinaed infantry（步兵） lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon（排，团） by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched（有缺口的） shape of th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-10-29 My battery commander（连长） and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance（侦测，勘探） sergeant in our artillery（火炮，大炮） unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, plus the ability to react quickly. During... 阅读全文>>