日期:2013-09-11 A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The man went down first, while the wife was finishing up a business meeting in New York City. The husband arrived and decided to email his wife to tell her he arrived in Key West.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-09-11 An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, he... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-07-09 You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-07-09 There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel mu... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-07-09 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-01-31 A brunette(深色的) , a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, meow, the cop says, oh, it... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-01-31 Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage. It's ten o'clock, screamed the boss, you were supposed to be here at nine. What hap... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-01-23 Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada's team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boul... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-12-19 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 心不在焉的教授:天哪!有人偷了我的钱包! 妻子:你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋? 心不在... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-10-26 A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes. When he came back, he foun... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-10-26 A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, Oh, my God! You're so du... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-09-21 A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. Pardon me, she said. I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-07-10 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure yo... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-06-26 A young man saw Edison, said, I want to develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials. Edison asked a question in reply, In that case, what container shall you hold it with? 一个后生找到爱迪生,说:我准备研制一种万能... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-06-26 Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: My physical strength is as strong as that I was young. The opposite person asked: What do you rely on? Chaucer said, There is a big stone roller in my compound. I c... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-06-12 Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! The first one screamed back, This is no time to be superstitious(迷信的) ! 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说:我听到... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-06-12 A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker, Travellers, one of our engines was out of order, therefore we'll arrive in Tokyo an hour late. After a short while, the trumpet(喇叭) rang out agai... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-06-01 The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, That's funny. I distinctl... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-05-09 The shopkeeper was dismayed(吃惊) when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an eve... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-05-09 Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people an... 阅读全文>>

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