日期：2013-10-14 A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms. Two pence, said the man. No, no, said the barber. I will give you a penny, and if you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-10-10 Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn't come back. She wanted to know why he didn't come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting. What's the m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-10-10 Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good. One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He waited the writer to praise these stories.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-10-09 Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said, 'Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it.' He said this because Nasre... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-22 A Dell customer called to say the couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the send... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-22 A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His doctor told him that salt water was the best thing for them, so the salesman decided to go to the sea for his vacation that year. Since all of the hotels near the sea were expens... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-16 A sick man received a visit from his doctor, who asked him how he was. Fairly well, doctor, said he, but I find I sweat a great deal. Ah, said the doctor, that's a good sign. On his next visit he asked the same question, and his patient replied, I'm... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-16 Dotty（薄弱的，精神不定的） Aunt Muriel received a letter one morning. While reading it, she burst onto tears. What's the matter? asked her companion. Oh, dear, sobbed Auntie, it's my favourite nephew. He's got three feet. Three feet? exclaimed her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-11 A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The man went down first, while the wife was finishing up a business meeting in New York City. The husband arrived and decided to email his wife to tell her he arrived in Key West.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-11 An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-07-09 You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-07-09 There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel mu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-07-09 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-31 A brunette（深色的） , a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, meow, the cop says, oh, it... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-31 Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage. It's ten o'clock, screamed the boss, you were supposed to be here at nine. What hap... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-23 Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada's team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boul... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-12-19 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？ 心不在... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes. When he came back, he foun... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, Oh, my God! You're so du... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-09-21 A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. Pardon me, she said. I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died... 阅读全文>>