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日期：2008-08-25 Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-08-25 Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in Alabama? Wool.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-08-25 A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, Where does you go to school? The coed, of course... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-08-25 A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take. The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry. The hillbilly he... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 How does a Redneck practice safe sex? He puts X's on the cows that kick.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won't be able to graduate tonight. Well now, Bubba was the... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, Here, you hold th... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says, I sure wish that sheep was... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 Little Bubba was in English class when the teacher asked him to use the word European in a sentence. After thinking quite some time, Little Bubba responded, After recess, I went to the boy's room and told Little Billy Bob, 'Watch what yer doin, yore... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, Hurry over here,muh house is on fahr! OK, replied the fireman, how do we get there? Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big r... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb? None, that's what rednecks are for.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they were required to sleep together. When Uncle Festus came into the bedroom, he saw Henry kneeling at the... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 Ever hear of the redneck who thought that Manual Labor was the new Mexican President?... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-06-21 How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say I've got a leak in my sink, And the person at the front desk says, Go ahead.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-06-21 A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, Bubba is d... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-06-21 An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, Got any ID? The driver says, ' Bout what?... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-06-21 Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church. When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral, Joe began. You mean the parking lot, interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. I... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-06-21 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, How many children do you have? Ten, she replied. What are their names? he asked. David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David, she answered.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-06-21 Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? Yes, Bubba, sure is true. responded the lawyer. And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fa... 阅读全文>> |
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