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日期：2008-01-05 Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, Got any ID? The driver says, 'Bout what?... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas Burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 A new law recently passed in North Carolina: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-02 Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag? Jus' some chickens. If I guesses how many they are, can I have one? Shoot... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-30 What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-30 A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, Hurry over here. My house is on fire! OK, replied the fireman, how do we get there? Shucks, don't you still have those big red tr... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-30 Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-30 What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A full set of teeth.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-30 How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-18 Redneck Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-18 A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. Congratulations! says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, Would you like the bridal then? Naw, thanks, says the cowboy. I reckon I'll j... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-18 Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer? Because it dilates.... 阅读全文>> |
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