日期：2007-10-17 Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. Give her about six teaspoons of this, and she'll be better in no time. Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a week... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went co... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do 69. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,I put my head between your legs and you put your hea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind? Monica Lewinski...OJ Simpson...Ted Kennedy... Bill Clinton Monica is a hooker... OJ is a slicer... Kennedy can't drive over water... Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small? The old man looked at the boy and replied, Boy, if I wasn't... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months lat... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at his drink. He sits, staring at his drink for over half-an-hour, not talking and barely moving. Then, a big macho guy who has been Playing pool takes notice of our friend at the bar, n... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 Start your Microsoft Word, type in 4 z's (zzzz) (without the quotes, of course) and hit the spell check. Open up Microsoft Word and Type: I'd sure love to see you naked Highlight the words, and then go to the Thesaurus. Good old Billy Gates once agai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: How much for Engineer brain? 3 dollars an ounce. How much for doct... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A seven year old boy goes to the hospital with his grandmother to visit his grandfather. When they arrive, Johnny runs ahead of his granny, and bursts into his grandfather's room. Grandpa, the boy says, As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio(NPR)interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an away game. They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby din... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, I know the whole truth. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be expected to throw another great party next year. What you should have done w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 Contrary to popular belief, most blondes do indeed know the value of a dollar. The other day a blonde from Atlanta had her car break down. The tow truck driver charged her $ 65.00 to take the car to the garage less than 10 miles away. When she told h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 - Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. - Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers. - What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. - So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. -... 阅读全文>>